trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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heart:

DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN
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  • God:you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
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  • Jesus:i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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volcainist:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

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